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One Stop Shopping
907 - 10/2/09 at 05:32 PM

I've come to the conclusion that One Stop Shopping is not all it's cracked up to be.

Called in at Tesco yesterday to get the wife a wedding anniversary card.
Wrote it late last night and left it on the mantelpiece so she would spot it when she got up this morning to make the tea.
"Why does it smell of diesel she asked?"

Bu**er!

I suppose I'll be in trouble again tomorrow as it's her birthday, and I bought the cards at the same time.


And there's another thing. Why can't you get a card with "Happy Birthday and Anniversary" on?

Makes sense to me.



ATB
Paul G


Meeerrrk - 10/2/09 at 05:42 PM

quote:
And there's another thing. Why can't you get a card with "Happy Birthday and Anniversary" on?


good point, or valentines and anniversary, as I’m sure a lot of people in the world got together on valentines day! LOL

Mark


RoadkillUK - 10/2/09 at 08:17 PM

The missus and her mum share the same birthday, I wonder if there's a card for that?


chrisg - 10/2/09 at 08:33 PM

I've been looking everywhere for a "sorry I gave you the clap" card, could I find one.......?

Cheers

Chris

(BTW I need about a dozen if you see one....)


NigeEss - 10/2/09 at 08:46 PM

quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
I've been looking everywhere for a "sorry I gave you the clap" card, could I find one.......?

Cheers

Chris

(BTW I need about a dozen if you see one....)



Confused but excited. - 10/2/09 at 08:49 PM

Chris, try looking here: http://www.someecards.com/usercards/public/apology_collection


chrisg - 10/2/09 at 09:11 PM

Perfect!!!

Cheers

Chris


Meeerrrk - 10/2/09 at 09:14 PM

LOL


Peteff - 11/2/09 at 10:09 AM

I can just imagine the verse inside.

I know it was a quickie,
It only took a minute,
And I'm sorry for the end result,
I'll see you down the clinic.

I so enjoyed the evening,
It really was such bliss,
It ended with such passion,
Much more than a kiss,
But now I have a problem,
And it's stinging when I p!ss.

[Edited on 11/2/09 by Peteff]


iank - 11/2/09 at 10:48 AM

brilliant