Many a true word is spoken in jest.........
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced,
we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks'.
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take
a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in four weeks'.
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced,
we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks'.
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take
two arseholes out of Scotland, put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have
half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.
Hehe and Clarkson's latest comment calling Brown a Scottish one-eyed idiot. He's apologised to the Scots and the disabled
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Originally posted by Ninehigh
Hehe and Clarkson's latest comment calling Brown a Scottish one-eyed idiot. He's apologised to the Scots and the disabled
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Originally posted by MikeRJ
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Originally posted by Ninehigh
Hehe and Clarkson's latest comment calling Brown a Scottish one-eyed idiot. He's apologised to the Scots and the disabled
Can't call them disabled, probably "Optically disadvantaged" would be suitable
It would seem that the two most powerful men in England seem to be true Scottish patriots, nothing like destroying the "auld enemy" from
within 
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Originally posted by Hector.Brocklebank
It would seem that the two most powerful men in England seem to be true Scottish patriots, nothing like destroying the "auld enemy" from within
Well it doesn't matter if the French die it's not the end of the world. (Sez Clarkson)
Strangely enough we haven't heard about the need for him to apologise about insulting the french... Must be because they're cheese eating
surrender monkeys (sez Groundskeeper Willie) 
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Hehe and Clarkson's latest comment calling Brown a Scottish one-eyed idiot. He's apologised to the Scots and the disabled
Ah but they're idiot so they don't know they're being insulted