It seems possible now that the grey squirrel has had its day and that black squirrels could become the dominant species across the UK.

not me, I did see an albino one past Brighton, and no, I wasn't drinking,

I've seen plenty in York.

... and in Vancouver, Canada but that doesn't count since North America is where they came from originally.

They are just rats with bushy tails! Shoot them all except the reds!

I remember when you used to be able to swap Grey squirrel tails for cash at the post office!

wot???? I bet quite a few cats went missing and halfords grey primer selling like cheese cakes!

I've heard grey squirrel is actually quite nice, but the red isn't. I'm not peeling the buggers though so until they turn up at asda (maybe soon now we're in recession) I won't be finding out for definate