> These classifieds actually ran in newspapers -
>
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
> 8-years old. Hateful little b@stard. Bites!
>
> FREE PUPPIES:
> 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
>
> FREE PUPPIES..
> Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
> Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
>
> FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
> Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
> Better be a big reward.
>
> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
> Also 1 gay bull for sale.
>
> NORDIC TRACK
> $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
>
> GEORGIA PEACHES
> California grown - 89 cents/lb.
>
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> Must sell washer and dryer $300.
>
> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
> Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
>
> And the best one?:
>
> FOR SALE BY OWNER:
> Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
> $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
> Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
our cat wont let us put a collar on her never mid a hat
Davie
that cats not happy
a cat dressed as a rabbit how dumb is that
[Edited on 19/12/08 by Mr Whippy]
You can feel better eating a rabbit than a cute fluffy cat