A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the babys weight 'is he bottle fed or breast fed ?' The woman replies 'breast fed.' The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts. He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for a while ... 'no wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk.' Woman replies 'I know, Im his granny ... but Im glad I came !'