They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care...
One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.
During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'.
Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is now being shown 5 times a week.
They were however typed on one.
