he needs to now the best way to recover
his mess, i say leave it wot do u say boys??????
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Torch it


/runs

i sed that dut he hit me

See the neighbour in the background with the other 4x4 - looks like a Toyota - pop a fence panel off and let him pull ya Dad out!

God - if I ever have a son - hope he's nicer than you! :p

Ok simple - get a big long rope - tie it to his rear tow bar/eye

Then loop it round that tree - attach it to your car in the street - put your car paralell with your Dads and then drive forward - thus pulling your Dads jeep(loose term) back onto the BLACK STUFF (mud in this case)

Actually - feck the tree - just tie it to your car and nip the fence panel down.

10 mins work! simple!


Last suggestion

Get a big trolly jack and a strong length of wood! Jack the front end of the jeep up - so the back wheels have bite - start the engine - engage reverse and bingo - its off

As the front end is also jacked up - you can help push with the trolley jack - as soon as he has good bite - start lowering the trolley jack smoothly - everything should then run fine

[Edited on 6/3/06 by muzchap]

1 Landy + 1 winch = no problem

no land and no winch now wot????????

What I said...?

Torch it and blame it on chavving thieves. Its only a frontera.

Get a trolley jack and some wood. Jack it up and run scaffold boards under it propped up on bricks and boot it backwards before the boards collapse.

Actually would it not just rock back so the front wheels get enough purchase on the wall to get over it?

Couple of ya mates rocking job done.

We had a 4x4 go through our front fence (one of 38 cars now since we've moved here, council still refuses to admit a fault with the road surfacing lol)
Slid sideways a good 70 feet, taking out two tree's before ending up sideways in a ditch
Only plus side was watching the recovery truck winch the f***er out and tear the thing to bits lol

[Edited on 6/3/06 by Pezza]

get some mates round, five or six guys should be able to lift it back (once had to carry a landy uphill with a team of 20! - Ahhh Army days!)

we don it good help chaps thanks.
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is that WAYNE ROONEY didn't know he did a monkeys job! oh he plays football doesn't he! my bad!

Oh dear, is that sump blood running down the wall ?

no its my swet from caring the flags u c from round the back off the house
and the shi... heep had no damage wot so ever wen we finesed